officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

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shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

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pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

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dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

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sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

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laughhard:

You said we were going to the park. Liar!

laughhard:

You said we were going to the park. Liar!

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